On the Day Preparation Advice

Don't sweat the small stuff. 

Delegate

For the Bridal Party

• Tissues
• Wet Wipes
• Fragrance
• Makeup Remover
• Deodorant
• Hair product

For the Bride

Sweetheart, you won't be carrying anything heavier than your ring for much of your wedding day. You'll get used to not carrying a mobile phone and having no pockets or bags. Relax. 

Your maid of honour should sort out most of your needs. 

For the Groom

Mate, aside from your keys, phone, cash and wallet, consider the following:

• Mints or gum
• Painkillers (Paracetamol or Ibuprofen)

Worst Case Scenario

In a decade of wedding experience, I've seen:

• Vendors not showing up
• Venues with no working electricity
• Venues with no running water
• Groom wheeled out of the venue by paramedics
• Bride's dress slips off down her underwear
• Only half the guests invited actually turn up

And you're freaking out because the chair covers are eggshell instead of ivory? Please.

I guarantee you, you and your guests don't even notice.